Dear To Do List,

Unfortunately, I have to actually do the work that is required of me or else I'd rip you apart and throw you in the bin.
Because of you, I have to limit my time online until further notice.
Thanks!
/sarcasm

No Love,
Disgruntled Gato Loco

A couple of days ago...

Me & WB @ the local supermarche:
Me: -stares at sodas- Ohhh...get a Coke!
WB: -goes get one-
Me: No wait! Mom is going to throw a hissy fit. Grab a Squirt.
WB: -grabs a Squirt-
Me: What's mom's deal with Coke anyway?
WB: She saw a report on how 'black' sodas cause cancer.
Me: Oh.
WB: Congrats, you're a walking cancer cell.


Today...

Me & WB having lunch:
WB: I'm going back to Target
Me: Could you get a soda please?
WB: Which one?
Me: Diet Coke
WB: Ok.
-five minutes pass-
Me: Well...are you going?
WB: Later.
Me: I'm thirsty
WB: O.o Do you see this? -holds up palm- This is Coke's figurative palm. See this? -picks up paper weight- This is you. -puts paperweight on palm- This is you on Coke's palm. They've got you at the palm of their hand. How does that make you feel?
Me: -shrugs- I'm a walking cancer cell. Nothing matters at this point.

Well...this is an interesting site: http://www.cityrating.com/crimestatistics.asp
And I was highly disturbed by this one: http://www.meganslaw.ca.gov/

O.o

I feel an urge to update though I don't really have anything to say of substance. =\
-shrugs-

Hmm.....I've run out of randomness...and I don't feel like ranting though the urge is impressing.
-shrugs again-

Whatever.

-goes off to be...productive or something-

Don't get me wrong, I like being busy. xD
Time for guess the lyrics!

1. I wish you were her
You left out the 'E',
You left without me

2. How you deceived, you deceived
I never thought you'd do that to me

3. Are there silver shores on paradise?
Can I come in from the cold?

4. Let her shiver, let her moan;
I'll slam the door and let the hell-cat freeze!

5. Time will fly away with me if truth won't stop and let me see
And tell me I am to believe that you and I should never be again

6. You're a girl
You're a guy
But you're someone if you try

7. Did you think that things would be ok?
That my life could keep going on this way?

8. I am small
And the world is big
But I'm not afraid of anything

9. I could have spread my wings
And done a thousand things I've never done before.

10. If tomorrow never comes I want you to know right now that I
I'm gonna love you until the day I die

11. You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it

12. You don't know me
Don't ignore me
You don't want me there
You just shut me out

13. I love you, I love you, I love you
that's all I want to say.

14. A triangle trying to squeeze through a circle
He tried to cut me so I'd fit

15. The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!

16. Lead us to a place, guide us with your grace
Give us faith so we'll be safe

17. Jury and judge were screaming to hang
You spat the sweat from brow

18. We've been living life inside a bubble

19. Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.

20. We'll be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds

21. Cause what you see is crystal wall,
what you breath is silver air.

22. I was in your arms
Thinking I belonged there

23. If I try to touch her,
And I bleed,
I bleed,
And I breathe,
I breathe no more.

24. Women are irrational, that's all there is to that!
Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!

25. There's some words I never told you,
The sound rings out like the truth

26. Just when the days start getting longer
I walk the streets I never knew...
The sun comes out for you

27. Katie was a little girl who never found the way.
Katie was a little girl who never was ok.

28. And then I found your hands all over me
And that was out of bounds
You filthy rotten hound

29. I want a lover I don't have to love
I want a girl who's too sad to give a fuck

30. You think you own whatever land you land on
the earth is just a dead thing you can claim

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

I would like to add that you should include who my accomplices were or should be in all these crimes I am apparently being arrested for.

Most inopportune moment to have a giggle!fit - regular periodontal check up.

Tooth Lady: Are you okay?
Me: -giggles giggles giggles-
Tooth Lady: Erm ok.
Me: Sorry. It just feels like you're giving my tongue a bath or something. -giggles-
Tooth Lady: -giggles-

I heart my Tooth Cleaning Lady =]

But my teeth do hurt right now
Ow!

>.<

I wrote a drabble for the most current I Challenge Thee thread over at TTB. I was challenged by one of the drabblers to write Ron ordering drinks from Rosmerta, embarrassing himself, and Rosmerta mentioning her favorite mead. O.o
Word.

This is what I wrote - Enjoy!

Take The Brutally Honest Personality Test at HelloQuizzy

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*claps* Very good, HelloQuizzy. Not only was that entertaining, but it was also accurate. I do believe most people know "the real me", however- I can keep everyone's secrets but my own. XD Pathetic, but true.

What Your Height Says About You

You are a warm, outgoing person. You are a very social creature. You value harmony, and you often play the role of mediator. You are a very real and honest person. You know how to kindly tell people the truth. You crave love and approval. Luckily, you are a very easy person to love. You are about as tall as the average Australian woman.

LOL. 'You are about as tall as the average Australian woman.'

Did you hear that? I'm average! xD

*Headdesk*Headdesk*Headdesk*

I think I'm on my way of getting quite sick. My throat is sore, I'm freezing and shivering even indoors, and I'm just really tired and WEAK! and I almost had some sort of weird break down at English today.

I was just answering a regular question when suddenly there was this urge to weep, like I could feel the tears coming and I suddenly lost my tounge and started to stutter.
It's weird cause I never cry. Last time I cried was in 2006 and I had a real reason to be really sad, but this was just an ordenary day with nothing bad really happening.

Anyway I didn't start to cry, which was good cause I'd have thought it was rather emberrassing explaining to my whole English class why I had a crazy cry break down for no reason. It was just strange.

Also I'm so confused about stuff. Is it just me being desperate, or is it God working in mysterious ways. (That probably makes no sense to anyone but me) I just wish I knew what I'm suppouse to do about anything. Is it possible to be too trusting and open-minded? Can people actually change?

...and Azhure is leaving the boards and LJ. :(

This day just simply sucks. Sigh

You know what, I'm just gonna go sit down in a corner with a huge cup of tea, my warm quilt, and a book, or some fanfiction, and just shut my brain off for today.

Hopefully tomorrow I'll wake up as happy and healthy as Health itself.

Some good news btw is that yesterday was father's day here in Sweden and my dad made quite a nice dinner and all of us kids were home for the special occasion, which was great fun as always, and then my dad invited me and my bro to go see the new Bond with him some time soon. Yay.

I had only three points below Wendy, damit.


Free-IQTest.net - Free IQ Test

Hugs to yall guys.

MvH Johan

LMFAO - OMG
I can't believe King of the Hill is getting cancelled! -cries- I'm just laughing my bum off right now as I'm watching the newest episode and I can't help but want to cry. I hope that ABC truly buys King of the Hill. -sigh-

22 Supernatural Season 5
10 BSG
8 Lost
...and a random Shaun of the Dead

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I knew it! I'm a total math!dork - how fitting. XD
-is happy-

:D All nearly 70% or over, apart from Dork. I'm a cool Nerd, yo. :)

I stoled this from nina_myers24 

1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb, and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. No Googling/using IMDb search functions.

( teh movies )

Frood's out building networks (much to his regret - computer, not transportation) and I'm home darning our collective jeans and watching everything Setanta cat dragged in.
( sister self-doubt )I was also going to ask Gary, assuming that he's still around, what on good bob's green earth is happening to Arsenal, but come to think of it... Nothing is - they're still top of the table, and the screechy voices calling for Arsene's resignation have been silenced by the void.

Big "WTF Mate?!", however, going to Van Persie, perhaps I'm misunderstanding something major, but from my boat that thump on the goalie looked rather uncalled for.

now, what should I cook for dinner?